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on 1:text:.lame *:#:{
if ($2 !ison $chan) { halt }
if ($2 == $nick) {
var %lameper = 10
msg $chan Lame'O'Meter: $lamebar(%lameper) - $2 is %lameper $+ 0% lame! n00bie! Haha :D
halt
}
var %lameper = $rand(1,10)
msg $chan Lame'O'Meter: $lamebar(%lameper) - $2 is %lameper $+ 0% lame!
}
on 1:text:.meters:#:{
msg $chan Something'O'Meters: Available meters: .lame .sex .love .die .cool .gay .mypenis .problem
}
alias lamebar {
if ($1 == 1) return [|---------]
if ($1 == 2) return [-|--------]
if ($1 == 3) return [--|-------]
if ($1 == 4) return [---|------]
if ($1 == 5) return [----|-----]
if ($1 == 6) return [-----|----]
if ($1 == 7) return [------|---]
if ($1 == 8) return [-------|--]
if ($1 == 9) return [--------|-]
if ($1 == 10) return [---------|]
}
on 1:text:.sex *:#:{
if ($2 !ison $chan) { halt }
if ($2 == $nick) { msg $chan $nick $+ : LMAO! | halt }
var %lameper = $rand(1,10)
msg $chan Sex'O'Meter: $nick $+ : Change that you will have sex with $2 today is: $lamebar(%lameper) - is %lameper $+ 0%!
}
on 1:text:.love *:#:{
if ($2 !ison $chan) { halt }
if ($2 == $nick) { msg $chan $nick $+ : LMAO! | halt }
var %lameper = $rand(1,10)
msg $chan Love'O'Meter: $nick $+ : ( $+ $nick $+ ) <3 ( $+ $2 $+ ) = $lamebar(%lameper) - = %lameper $+ 0%!
}
on 1:text:.die:#:{
var %lameper = $rand(1,10)
msg $chan Die'O'Meter: $nick $+ : Change that you will die today is: $lamebar(%lameper) - is %lameper $+ 0%!
}
on 1:text:.problem *:#:{
var %lameper = $rand(1,10)
msg $chan Problem'O'Meter: $nick $+ : Change that $2 has problem now is: $lamebar(%lameper) - = %lameper $+ 0%!
}
on 1:text:.cool *:#:{
if ($2 !ison $chan) { halt }
if ($2 == $nick) {
var %lameper = 0
msg $chan Cool'O'Meter: [-----------] - $2 is full lame!
halt
}
var %lameper = $rand(1,10)
msg $chan Cool'O'Meter: $lamebar(%lameper) - $2 is %lameper $+ 0% cool!
}
on 1:text:.gay *:#:{
if ($2 !ison $chan) { halt }
if ($2 == $nick) {
var %lameper = 0
msg $chan Gay'O'Meter: [-----------] - $2 is bitch!
halt
}
var %lameper = $rand(1,10)
msg $chan Gay'O'Meter: $lamebar(%lameper) - $2 is %lameper $+ 0% gay!
}
on 1:text:.mypenis:#:{
var %lameper = $rand(0,25)
msg $chan MyPenis: $nick $+ 's penis is %lameper $+ cm
} |